On the end of a rope
he lets down a tin pail
and you have to drop in fifteen cents and a nail
and the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail.

 

In Victorian times they invented a tea cup to prevent your moustache from getting wet.

(Source: libbywho)

Kinda pissed….

I was going to get so much accomplished today, do a lot of working out and shopping for my trip to Africa. So before everything I decide to take a quick cat nap, now here I am 4ish hours later waking up at 5:30. Day gone. Fantastic.